This was sent to the fabulous Lindsay D. (via text message) a while ago. It made us both want a churro.
Once upon a time there was a tiny frog. He didn't get stuck on a windshield but he did hitchhike to Peru. He did so by taming a wild turtle and eating fies. Of course. When he got to Peru, he decided to eat a delicious churro. Because they're tasty. The end.