Once upon a time there was a rabid chipmunk. The rabid chipmunk, Sal, spent his time chasing cars and jumping on crunchy leaves. One day Sal ran into a coconut wizard. The wizard promised Sal that he could help him achieve his dream. So the coconut wizard turned Sal into a dog. But Sal the dog chased mailmen. And surprisingly didn't have rabies. The end.
As you can tell, last night was not a good night for bedtime stories for me. :(
(I wrote this story and Creme Brulee last night.)