Chipmunk Dreams

This was sent to NickyNick (via text message) last night/this morning. He didn't reply. I wonder why. Did grandma swallow the fly? Perhaps she'll die.

Once upon a time there was a rabid chipmunk. The rabid chipmunk, Sal, spent his time chasing cars and jumping on crunchy leaves. One day Sal ran into a coconut wizard. The wizard promised Sal that he could help him achieve his dream. So the coconut wizard turned Sal into a dog. But Sal the dog chased mailmen. And surprisingly didn't have rabies. The end.

As you can tell, last night was not a good night for bedtime stories for me. :(

(I wrote this story and Creme Brulee last night.)