Once upon a time there was a drop-dead-gorgeous princess named Danielle and she broke hearts wherever she went. She was ambitions and friendly and knew how to make any situation, no matter what it was, a good time. She made friends with pretty much everyone and didn't really care what people thought of her. She just had fun with who she was and loved everyone and lived life! But then one day an evil wizard entered Danielle's life and put a spell on her! Suddenly Princess Danielle couldn't stop taking standardized tests in PEN!! It was awful! Not only was she supposed to be done with standardized tests but you're supposed to take standardized tests with a #2 pencil! So the sneaky gremlin Emi snuck in and tripped the evil wizard and robbed him for all he was worth! She also tied his shoelaces together. But after poking and pushing on the evil wizard's nose, Gremlin Emi got the evil wizard to reverse his spell and play nice. And Princess Danielle was freed!
This is what happens when I write random things on my friends' facebook walls.